One afternoon at work I was hanging a cutely festive paper chain I'd made to decorate the bulletin board in celebration of February and its impending holiday. As I was standing on a questionably stable chair with my back turned, a male student approached the counter and boldly said, "Wow. Looks like somebody has their hopes a little too high."
I swiveled around with a rebuttal written in my eyes. Then I proceeded to cut out a smorgasbord of paper hearts.